Someone that has a picture perfect butthole.
Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"
Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"
They have the perfect butthole.
Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?
Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?
by iamdabananaking March 16, 2017
Get the anus modelmug. "my anus really fucking hurts from my uncles huge cock" said Kyle - Magic Tree house: Kyles magical uncle Dave
by GramCraccers January 16, 2022
Get the anusmug. by Dj mehta November 23, 2021
Get the Anumug. When a punk with a stupid name, like “Adam”, spends years fooling his coworkers into thinking they are his friends. He laughs with them, cries with them, confides in them, throws burritos with them, and reaches high things for them. But then he pops his lung, on account of his lanky-Ness, and his coworkers selflessly take care of him like one of their own. His lung heals and then he asks for his palm sander back and takes the Cards Against Humanity expansion pack and runs... never to be heard from again.
by Wet n' wild danger kitty January 3, 2021
Get the Pulling an Anusmug. When you can't fart because you're afraid you're going to poop your pants. This usually occurs when you've had food from a shady restaurant or have been tight-cheeking it all day.
Frannie: How are you today, Tom?
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.
by Amazin' Eddie January 22, 2014
Get the Cautionary Anusmug. 
The human, type erdogan, born out of the anus of mother history, erdoganus al anus, will dominate this planet if we do not care.
by negniriew October 17, 2019
Get the erdoganus al anusmug.