turn you upside down

When an authority figure such as an army captain or schoolteacher threatens to punish you by bending down, grabbing your ankles from behind, lifting you into the air and shoving his dick in your mouth

"Man, my PE teacher was so mad at you yesterday he threatened to turn you upside down!"

by ManJuice98 October 8, 2015

Chiseled turn

When someone makes dumb slow mistakes

James made a chiseled turn playing a game he’s such a loser.

by Red Ben Clemson March 26, 2025

when i join plane crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on

"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community

Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."

by YeetTheAn3On March 23, 2024

quarter turn

when a brass player in a marching band drops their mouth piece and another marcher that witnesses this says "quarter turn"

*Marches set*
*does aggressive visual*

*mouthpiece falls off*
"Fuck"
*Woodwind marcher*

"quarter turn hehe"

*me mumbling*
"u fuking kike"

by butstilltho October 29, 2017

can opener turn

when someone asks you a question and you turn your head slowly and mechanically while still looking at your computer screen, book, etc to let them know you acknowledge the question

girl: hey, what do you think of this top?
boy: *does the can opener turn*
girl: hey, i'm talkin to you, dont u can opener turn me, see this is the problem in our relationship....
boy: i heard you, i heard you

by taconesh February 25, 2011

Turn up

Getting hyped up to a song so you don't die

Longbeachgriffy: Get your bitch ass up! (Guy wakes up) Do you fuck with this song!?
Guy in backseat: What?
Longbeachgriffy: DO YOU LIKE THIS SONG!?
Guy in backseat: Yo, who driving
Longbeachgriffy: Don't worry about who mother fucking driving. Do you like this goddamn song!?
Dude in backseat: Yeah. This shit fire.
Longbeachgriffy: TURN UP THEN!!! (Guy awkwardly jams to the song) Everybody in this motherfucker, turn up or I'ma crash this bitch in the fucking ocean!

by Twenty Dollars May 19, 2022

Turn up

I wanna turn up

I wanna turn up

by anonymous November 16, 2021