Mud Shark

(noun) A dump taken in the ocean.

See: Speckled Corn Trout, Brown Tarpon, Speckled Cornfish

"I ate a big breakfast, drank too much coffee, and when I was out on the boat later, I had to take a dump... so, I jumped in the water and let loose a huge mud shark."

by Jeffrey Lebowski, Jr. December 9, 2008

Mud Shark

A Type of Shark that are found in the shallow waters of Chichester Harbor - South England. The sharks nest and raise their young, over the summer period, just under the surface of the mud. Mud Sharks normally range between 2-3ft fully grown although their are rumors of 3-4ft sharks that lurk in Bosham Channel. Mud Sharks are generally not harmful to humans except when protecting their young when they have been known to attack children bathing.

"ARGH I just saw a mud shark"
"aaw look at that fish... OH WAIT ITS A MUD"
"Don't let the Mud Sharks get you"

by SharkWatch01 July 18, 2009

minecraft shark

the most brutal creature known to minecraft. one glance from the minecraft shark will not only kill you, but destroy all of your items, and leave you emotionally scarred.

Guy 1 " FML, i got pwned by a minecraft shark."

Guy 2 " come here, you need a hug."

by that black guy123 January 18, 2011

sharking

When one sticks two to three fingers forcefully up someones butt to inflict pain.

Matt and Sam were sharking Justin so bad he began to bleed.

by Imperatore June 4, 2011

pumping the shark

Pumping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.

Zombo emerged from the water all chewed up.

"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.

"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.

by scodder June 3, 2010

shark finned

When a person wearing a hoodie is uppercutted in the hood from behind. The resulting inside out hood is flattened, thereby looking like a "shark fin"

OMG TRAVEL SIZE2, Youve been shark finned!

by K Stizzokes December 9, 2008

Sheet shark

Waking up with a morning throbber while your partner is asleep still, you try to sneak your hard one into her ass while the sheets are still in front of you.

You want sex but you know she will not want you to wake her so you go for the fast kill and try to slide it in, but you get caught by the sheets(Sheet shark)!

by Johnny Hammer January 3, 2009