I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!
by Benncm May 05, 2017
by I am a little more time February 27, 2016
When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.
Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*
Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!
Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*
Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!
Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*
by daddyposeidon January 29, 2018
A sex move in where the male places his genitalia on a piece of bread. He will the put onions and tomato sauce on the genitalia. The female or “Bunnings goer” the eats said sausage sizzle.
by Hdydebsianai January 13, 2022
by TCH32 June 20, 2018
When a male masturbates and ejaculates and intentionally allows the semen drip down the penis and does not make an attempt to clean up. Resulting in a dry shriveled semen-flaked penis.
Jake: Bro I was jerking off last night. Ejaculated and created the most disgusting Crusty Sausage.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.
Donovan: That's pretty gross dude.
Jake: Whatever.
by EnigmaActivate February 16, 2017
Type of clothing fit where the item is several sizes too small, leading to love-handle overhang or wardrobe malfunction potential.
by Sataneyes February 08, 2022