Rule 34

Me: Let's look at Jaiden Animations fanart.
3 Hours Later
Me: Why was there a lot of rule 34?!
by OYStookyMan87 November 04, 2020
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Rule 34

Rule#34 : If it exists there is porn of it. If not, start uploading.
Guy 1: "Hey, do you jack off to rule 34?"

Guy 2: "I jack off to rule 34 every fucking night."
by kailee9 May 14, 2022
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Rule 34

Rule 34 of the internet. This is the most infamous unwritten rule. It states that any famous object (both physical and non-physical), topic, fandom, or person has a pornographic counterpart.

In other words: "If it exists, there is porn of it."
Person 1: Do you think minecraft porn exists?
Person 2: Remember rule 34? Of course it does!
Person 1: Should I look it up?
Entire Room: NO.
by That_Nerd22 July 25, 2018
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Rule 34

The ugly cousin of rule 63
If it exist there will be porn made of it
No exeptions
Because of rule 34 it's only a matter of time til ikea shelves fuck
by 6 nipples man March 10, 2022
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rule 1801

Generally accepted Internet Rule that you cannot wank off an Eskimo on a Wednesday
Person 1 (On Wednesday) : I really want to wank off an Eskimo

Person 2 : Rule 1801 bitch
by HerpDerpMassive January 20, 2015
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McSummer Rule

The unwritten rule that comes into effect when McDonald's temporarily changes the price of all fountain soft drinks to $1 for summer.

The rule states that one MUST purchase a large-sized drink, regardless of the situation. In theory, this is to avoid possible fear of needing to drink more and teasing. Some may even buy a large drink simply because they are afraid of not getting every penny's worth of soda.
A: Hold on Jeff, let me go get a large coke.
B: I thought you were trying to lose weight.
A: Hey, it's cheap, and that's why I'm getting one.
B: Why get a large though?
A: Dude, it's the McSummer rule!
B: Whatever. You're not actually gonna drink the whole thing are you?
A: 'course not........just don't question it.
by drinkupordie June 22, 2010
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Cropping Rule

The tighter the crop, the fatter the chick.
According to the cropping rule, if you only see eyes to lips she's at least 350#.
by Pussbucket January 20, 2011
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