three-point landing

Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.
Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.
by QuacksO March 01, 2019
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Hairy fairy land

The state of mind where one thinks that everything in life will be simple and easy
Joe:it's fine I'll leave all my studying til the last night .
Chris:really? You're in Hairy fairy land then you fat fuck.
by Minty February 15, 2017
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Alaskan Landing Strip

A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.
"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"
by Pussyeater 5000 March 24, 2012
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Land Down Under

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
Ya better run ya better take cover!
*Epic Flute Segment*
by JOJOFAN12345 June 27, 2022
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La La Land

Fuck, I can't believe Johnny moved to La La Land!
by semen February 11, 2005
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La La Land

Dude, that chick is from La La Land. Wear a party hat.
by Bud Dickman February 19, 2005
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basilling your lands

When you're playing Magic: The Gathering, and you arrange your lands in an unintuitive or illogical way.
Stuart: Dude, you're basilling your lands again! You stacked a Swamp on a Plains, and next to it, you stacked a Mountain on a Swamp! Put your damn Swamps together!
Marwa: Nah, bro, I like stackin' them this way.
by alwaysatoad March 04, 2017
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