Vibe Karen

After some relisation. we have made a vibe karen for All those vibers out there

Give Me Vibes For Vibe Karen

by VIBE MANGER September 4, 2020

God-Karen

She is the god of all Karens. Even the high rank Karens fear her. Her hair will choke you to death, her kids are barley hanging on to life, sun glasses larger than a solar panel, essential oils are top notch useless, will downright fire you at the spot, drives the most expensive SUV van there is, has 5+ billion followers on Facebook, leader of the Flat Earth Society. If you see her, escape while you can.

Bro1: Why is that lady so shiny?
Bro2: Oh no, it can't be.
Bro2: What?
Bro1: ITS THE GOD-KAREN! RUN!
God-Karen: No.
*Bro1 and Bro2 dies*

by UisforUgly August 19, 2020

karen factory

A “customer service” department that systematically provides nothing but hours of aggravation for their customers who start off being perfectly polite people then get blamed and referred to as being a “karen” for finally losing their shit.

You can get paid for treating customers like shit if you get hired in the Apple karen factory.

by whaaaaaaaaaaa😦? September 2, 2022

karen wilson

When your dick has been wanked too hard and it feels like your dick has been ripped off!! Possibly by someone called Karen.... basically your Carrying your Penis.... Karen (to carry) Wilson (Penis)

I saw Karen the other night.... we had a nice time but after I had a Karen Wilson!!

by Rbobby April 23, 2019

Karen Porn

Examples:

The Holiday
It’s Complicated

Valentine’s Day

He’s Just Not That Into You
40 Dresses
PS I Love You

You get the idea

Susan: Omg Let’s go get day drunk on Riesling and yell at some minimum wage workers and crash our SUV’s. Then we can go on a Facebook rant about 5G and vaccines and watch The Family Stone.
Karen: always down for a marathon of Karen Porn, Fuck yeah, I’m in!

by Breakitdarb May 15, 2020

Shadow Karens

An individual who exhibits Karen-like behavior (entitled, obnoxious, complaining middle aged woman, and other similar traits) but does so covertly so as to avoid confrontation.

Last week somebody complained that your beard is too long, and this morning I got a complaint that you were seen accelerating too quickly down the street
Oh sorry, I didn't realize the shadow karens were watching

by AKaleido September 23, 2020

Karen’s Disease

Noun: Being a complete illogical bitch who thinks the world owes her privilege for existing. Can be shortened into being a Karen.

That bitch must have Karen’s Disease. She just threatened to call the cops on that one year old for shitting in their diaper

by Gargatron November 30, 2021