White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...
by Remco Pardeau March 2, 2019
Get the Michael Jordanmug. When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.
I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.
by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019
Get the Jordan Alertmug. two people that were meant for eachother, they love eachother a lot. Jordan has a bigass head but thats okay, and kevin has a huge ass dick B)
by dkIaoekfiwie September 12, 2021
Get the Jordan and Kevinmug. by Djckrocoa November 6, 2017
Get the vanilla jordanmug. He is a dickless man
by fwinfepwqi October 15, 2021
Get the Jordan Marcumug. child predator that perves on girls that are 13 and when he gets exposed he’s like, oh shit thought she was atleast 16
by jordan betts April 12, 2020
Get the jordan bettsmug. People stand around talking about their Air Jordans or complementing other people's Jordans. There are so many different kinds of Jordans, it can be a long discussion. Air Jordans, Michael Jordan, Nike, Jordans, sneakerhead, trainers, basketball shoes, basketball
I love going to the barbershop on the weekend, all the guys wear their latest and greatest Air Jordans. The Jordan talk gets pretty intense.
by joecoolthefool August 7, 2017
Get the Jordan talkmug.