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chin-ho

by BWhip October 16, 2008
mugGet the chin-homug.

Five-Ho

A slang term for a female cop, based on the term Five-0, meaning police.
"Dude, got another ticket. But it was a good lookin Five-Ho."
by whiteonwhite December 23, 2009
mugGet the Five-Homug.

ho-wife

The ex slut turned housewife. The wife all your friends already banged.
That girl is James' ho-wife.
by sonicboommm=kk July 2, 2017
mugGet the ho-wifemug.

First Ho

This is a title used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. It is similar to "First Lady," but because the gal is a ho, she's the "First Ho."

Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.

In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.
Allison: My friend just called Monika Lewinski the "First Ho." I had never heard that term before, so I laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. It hurt like a B!

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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 21, 2016
mugGet the First Homug.

Cheng Ho

A short Chinese boy who happens to have a similar name as famous eunuch Ho Cheng. Despite his lack of testes, he is still pretty hot. Same applies here.
I couldn't see him there, must have been a Cheng Ho
by kkkonnoisseur May 14, 2019
mugGet the Cheng Homug.

ho tour

when you pick up a ho on the tour home from work.
Eric: Tom can we do a ho tour on the way home from work.

Tom: As long as I can pick up my ho too.
by Big Cat Daddy May 1, 2009
mugGet the ho tourmug.

pro ho

A female who leverages her way into the likes and path of professional athletes, most notably in the action sports community in Southern California. These women rub shoulders with some of the highest ranking motocross riders and other athletes and sleep with these men for street credibility and to be put in the spotlight hoping to get a taste of fame. They seduce riders by offering free sexual favors and becoming their personal escort. These women have no souls.
"Dude, did you hear Ashley slept with Villopoto?" Yeah? I heard she leveraged her way into Sheckler's bed too! Haha, she's the biggest pro ho!"
by anonymous799 October 11, 2011
mugGet the pro homug.

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