fairy crabs

When you look like a pixie but smell like a butthole who has crabs.

Man look at that blonde chick she look good.

Naw bro fairy crabs...

(Kanye shrug)

by Meangean June 5, 2014

Knob Fairy

A knob fairy is one who works magic on the knob. Usually female, however can be male.

Callan is such a knob fairy

by imbatman.noireallyam July 2, 2014

fairy cake

A pet name.

Come here you gorgeous fairy cake!

by jacomago October 8, 2014

fairy mummies

little ancient dickheads

fairy mummies will cut off your dick and wear it as a hat.
see pixie mummies

by dnddemigod January 14, 2015

smiling at fairies

A term used by a teacher to describe students not paying attention.

" Chris, stop smiling at fairies"

by km97 February 2, 2015

redneck fairy-tales

Usually a tale that starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

Bruh, this redneck fairy-tales about... this shit about this gal with the hair...

by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015

Fuck Fairy

Most of the time is a chick who plays with your junk while you sleep, though sometimes it can be a dude. Late night visits are not always sexual and may also include cuddling, talking to you while you answer in your sleep, and weaving vivid dreams that are sometimes, though not always remembered.

Guy: I am not sure why I keep on waking up in these odd positions.
Dr: It's just your fuck fairy playing with you.
Guy: Makes sense.
Dr. (With menacing grin): heh, heh, heh.

by JaySteeze September 13, 2016