wooden chair

a wooden chair would often be compared to someone named avery.

katie: hey, you kinda look like a wooden chair!
avery: me?
katie: yeah u kinda do

by pop ouuu July 31, 2023

Pringles chair

A permanent butt imprint on a couch cushion.

That big guys Pringles chair is really deep!

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Trophy chair

A chair that becomes broken due to having sex on it.

Welp, that chair can't be used anymore.. but you don't want to throw it away. It becomes a trophy chair.

by Thatgirl528 July 31, 2025

fast chair

when you be fuckin sum bich in a library and dip the fuk out after u nut and sit on a chair with a book and act like nothing happened

Bro did u fast chair that chick

by DenewProfit May 6, 2018

chair plant

a fail involving a chair

1- to lean back on the chair and it falls over leaving the occupant lying on the floor, in a daze
2- to attemp to sit on a chair, but miss the chair and land on the floor
3- to walk past a chair and trip on the leg and face plant

1- boy 1- "god this class is soo boring" (leams back while

yawning)

*chair collapses

boy 2- "dude, EPIC FAIL"

2- boy 1- "i need a rest"

*kicks chair back as he trys to sit and hits the

ground

"aww man, i just chair planted"

3- boy 1- "ill be there in a sec"

*walks over but trips on chair leg

"owww, damnit my nose"

by thespirit June 30, 2009

Chair in a cup

after a god named Kyle blessed the world with the words "Chair in a cup" the world has never been the same. These words mean a cult of powerful, prideful, incredible, unstable idiots that will take over the world

Boy 1 "Hey man how are you doing?"
Boy2 "Great man, hey Boy3 how are you?"
Boy3 "Chair in a cup"
Boy1 and Boy2 "NOOOOOOOOO"

by anonymous August 4, 2022

chairing

Chairing is the act of fucking or masturbating on a chair while watching pornography.

Dude I just got a chairing by that girl I met!

by defmaster123 December 29, 2023