by RoundEarther February 12, 2024
Get the Flat Earthermug. When a new guy walks into a gym whos untoned and weak, and a big 6pack bencher smacks him on the belly like hes sticking an expected expiry date sticker on a card board box.
Big weight lifter: >Smack< oi oi get on the tread mill outa way good lad big boys are in the building, stick at it and yal be lifting 16 stone and 3 pounds of that meat your eyeing up you know the one, shell get you revved if you break down. PUMP SOME BLASTARD SHELLS AND DOWN SOME HERCULES POWder!!
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
Flat pack smacked wimpy dog squert: >gulp<
by Step lupid July 11, 2023
Get the Flat pack smackmug. When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.
by The_DestroyerXP March 9, 2018
Get the Flat Tiremug. When you're a baller and all of the women in your lineup have a bra size of C or bigger. You're flat free at that point.
by bored321 January 3, 2017
Get the flat freemug. by God_real tho July 3, 2019
Get the Flatmug. A flat tire describes a person, a woman specifically, who is hard or draining to talk to, and has a small or flat chest. Hence forth, a flat tire.
"I was talking with her, and let me tell you, she is such a flat tire." "Mark! Don't talk about someone like that!"
by Ronlad Reneag November 27, 2024
Get the Flat Tiremug. by Dickhodle December 14, 2019
Get the Spectral Flatnessmug.