Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole

When you cum inside of her and she creampies but instead of cum it’s blood.

Amanda: Me and Ethan has sex last night, but he pulled a Strawberry Cream Cheese Casserole on me.
Suzie: Yucky!

by Graybin Mooch February 28, 2019

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Hobo Strawberry Daiquiri

Room temperature beer mixed with low-cost strawberry jam. Strictly served without ice.

Man 1: What can I get you?
Man 2: A hobo strawberry daiquiri, please.

Man 1: Sure, I think I have some warm beer and expired strawberry jam here somewhere.

by mmm1234567 May 26, 2019

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Strawberry Snake

When a male has sex with a female on her period, turning his penis a pinkish, strawberry red.

In exchange for giving her anal she said I had to give her a strawberry snake.

by Nell.e August 8, 2019

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strawberry

1. 🍓

2. A freshman boy who loves ice cream in strawberry flavor.

1. Strawberry, yum.

2. Anyone: I like chocolate flavor a lot.

Strawberry: I don't like chocolate flavor. Strawberry FTW.

by binsd September 17, 2019

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When you ejaculate inside of a woman’s vagina immediately preceding the insertion of a mentration cup and allow the mixture to remain inside of the woman’s vagina until the menstration is mostly coagulated. Once the mixture is complete, the cup is remover and chilled to a frozen jelatenous consistency. Once at the proper consistency the Strawberry Hipster Froyo is served in place of Grandmas famous jelatin mold during Christmas dinner. Enjoy.

Man, fuck Grandmas gelatin mood! I’d rather eat a Strawberry Hipster Froyo from that dirty bitch down the street that smells like a tuna melt that’s been marinating in a hot garbage can for a week!

by VelStod December 21, 2017

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