Starmer

1) A person so irritating that even pigeons would rather cross the street than share a bench with them.

2) A human embodiment of buffering - loud, unnecessary, and always getting in the way.

3) (literal) A person who enjoys private handshakes with themselves. (You know what I mean...)

"That man watches too many adult movies.... what a Starmer!"

by NatwestBanker1801 September 29, 2025

Steamer

A large potent fresh turd that comes out so hot it's literally steaming.

I just laid down a fat steamer in your bathroom.

by Chunkmastarr January 7, 2026

Streamer brain

The phenomena where people playing video games seem to lose several IQ points when they also have to entertain an audience with commentary.

He is really suffering from streamer brain today.

by henke37 January 10, 2026

screaming strayer

one who routinely goes to the other side to be banged in the poo hole, but who doesn't have the common courtesy to give a reach around.

Man, that guy's such a screaming strayer, he loves to take it, but he'll never return the favor.

by wrinkle neck September 28, 2008

Pearly Steamer

When two homosexual men have buttsex, after the pitcher has finished jizzing in his partners a-hole he lies on the floor and his partner speads his gaped anus and takes a steamy cumfilled turd on the pitchers stomach.

As Tyler entered the room he noticed kyle leaving a pearly steamer on greg's torso, all while greg moaned "oh how relaxing!"

by BuddyJezuz October 30, 2008

Grim Steamer

The act of taking a dump in a grave yard at night.

On the way home from the beach one night, Kevin took a grim steamer near that church on Rt 78.

by jslo December 14, 2009

Harrison Steamer

when James Harrison takes a dump on on someone's chest while Tebowing

After his 3rd sack in the game knocked Tim Tebow out, James Harrison mocked him by dropping trou and giving him a Harrison Steamer.

by Krazy Korean January 7, 2012