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someone who throws stones at fellow stoners
Those boys threw rocks and hit thatfat black man in the mouth; hence they are stoners.
by CraZy February 7, 2004
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a stoner i a person who enjoys smoking that sweet sweet ganja (example; me) we often get picked on because of our typical social status or our income. and those people can suck my dick man fuck them fuckin im smokin right now fuck them man i can do what i want its better than booze! <.< fuck you >.< man LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!!!!!!!!!!!
i am the RedEyedDemon i am on a holy mission to bring justice to this cruel world every please support my cause and post this in your examples and sigs everywhere "EVERYONE GO GET A SMOKING UTENSIL AND PROCEED TO SMOKE A BOWL IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!!!!" STONERS EVERYWHERE UNITE AND SMOKE WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
by RedEyedDemon July 19, 2009
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One who does cannibisfamily drugs (such as marijuana and hashish)habitually, and exibits a constant behavior of being high.
Bug's friends found out he was a stoner after he was arrested for drug use.
by suzy que May 13, 2005
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When a man smokes dope, and as a result gets aboner, or can't control his sexual urges.
(Everyone in the examples is high as a kite)
Lexi: I gotta go-o-o you guys. Byebyeeee!!!
Robert: Hahahahaha okay. Can I have a hug?

Lexi: Ye-eah! Hahaha
(They hug)

Lexi: LULULULUL ROBERT GOT A STONER BONER! HAHAHAHA
Robert: HAHAHAHHAH I CAN'T HELP IT!
Bystanders: *nervous laugh*
by pseudonym potatonym May 26, 2010
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A female who is a frequent companion or in a relationship with someone who is a major stoner, that may or may not take part in said stoner activities, albeit to a lesser extent.
"Did you hear about Cindy"
"No what ?"
"She's dating Jimbo"
"Wow, fist Billy-ray, then Jimbo, shes a real Stonerella"
by Joques2zeFuture December 25, 2008
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The amount of time spent doing absurd, inappropriate or weed related things (as opposed to fun/cool activities) because one is high.
Baked fella: "D00d, I have to rewrite this Wikipedia entry on nurse sharks; it's full of passive voice!!!"

His pal: "Man, you've given that arcticle a more than acceptable stoner tithe."
by Maxwelldanger December 29, 2010
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Yo dude, someone who just lived their life dude, no regard
Where there is a stoner there is a way
by PotHead/ 420 Nation May 23, 2011
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