Bumper Sticker Logic

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.

“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic

by niquil July 30, 2022

The Stinger

The act of a man having raw sex with a woman... Not showering afterwards... Going to work the next day... Going to restroom... Rubbing your slimy penis... Smelling your potent pussy juice wriddled fingers... Then letting your coworkers smell them.

The Stinger was especially potent the next when I smelled my fingers.

by ThePotentGentleman01 September 22, 2022

The Stinger

The act of a man having raw sex with a woman... Not showering afterwards... Going to work the next day... Going to restroom... Rubbing your slimy penis... Smelling your potent pussy juice wriddled fingers... Then letting your coworkers smell them.

The Stinger was especially potent the next when I smelled my fingers.

by ThePotentGentleman01 September 22, 2022

Red Stinger

A plant from PvZ2 which fires out powerful stingers at zombies, but has different forms of offense and defence if placed down further on lanes rightwards.

"I really underrate Red Stinger as a good plant in Adventure mode, since it's good and cheap at taking down Zombies."

by Otheruser325 December 24, 2022

random sticker wall

When you put a bunch of random ass stickers that a 10 year old girl will like on you closet doors

That girl really like my random sticker wall

by Discord kitten January 22, 2023

Kia Stinger

A shitty sports sedan that's made by one of the most shittiest car companies out there right now. And what I mean by shitty, is that it's quality on the whole car is not there, their transmissions are garbage, and both of their turbocharged 2.0L I4 and 3.3L V6 engines are not strong whatsoever. Even though Hyundai thought about throwing in the 5.0L V8 with a whopping 420 horsepower that was formally used in the Genesis G80 and G90, but with all these dumbass ratings and all other bureaucratic bullshit that's blocking most car companies from making natural aspirated engines, Hyundai decided to ditch the decision and throw in their shitty turbocharged engines that are not as fast as the V8 which I believe was a dumb decision that was made. The Kia Stinger is an awesome looking car, there's no lie about that. But do not, and I mean DO NOT, let the looks fool you! It can be a real pain to maintain these vehicles. Whenever it gets used liberally, everything will wear out like crazy. Just beware everyone. Don't buy a Stinger! Period!

Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!

Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!

Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!

Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!

Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!

Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?

Um... Uhh......

Me: Exactly bitch!

by Shb99 March 15, 2023

The Sinker

Having one's head shoved up their partner's ass. Otherwise known as the Sinker Thinker.

"Hey, they call me the Sinker Thinker for a reason. I always love a good think when doing the Sinker in Sally's ass."

by AnAdverbLemon March 18, 2023