Silent Witch of Stabbiness

Marianne, who does marianne things

I am the silent witch of stabbiness

by Becker936 May 15, 2021

Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.

“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.

by LokiDeCat October 27, 2021

Hoot'n'Stabby

A frivolous and fun activity that accidentally turns violent.

They were playfighting with their swords but it turned into a Hoot'n'Stabby, it was fun until Doug needed to get seventeen stitches!

by crab lady April 12, 2023

Teens getting stabbered

LOVE TO SEE IT!

Hym "Some teens were harassing a guy and they got fucking stabbered! Gotta love seeing teens getting stabbered! Love it when you stupid fucks thing you can go around harassing people and then YOU GET YOU SHIT FUCKING EMPTIED! AND YOU DESERVE IT! YOU SONS COPPED THE SAME ATTITUDE I GET FROM THE PEOPLE AROUND ME AND THE GIT WHAT THE FUCKING DESERVED!"

by Hym Iam April 11, 2024

im going to stab you to death

a threat where a person is telling another that they are going to fatally stab them

"im going to stab you to death"
"rude of you"

by rb ryan December 11, 2024

Kids are getting stabbed

Hey! You know who HASN'T stabbed any kids?

Hym 😃👈 "THIS GUY! But you know what? If what is happening to me is happening to other people, I AM NOT SURPRISED IN THE LEAST THOSE KIDS ARE GETTING STABBED! Not even a little bit! And, frankly, I think it's completely avoidable in this specific instance. And I know what you want me to do and I'm not doing. I'm not going to kill myself and I'm not going to be a slave. You want me away from your kids so bad you can either get your balls up and kill me yourself or you can pay me for that fucking AI I created and I won't have any reason to kill your kids. It isn't even about your piece of shit kids. It's about you using authority you don't actually have to deny other men the right to pursue happiness. And in MY instance, your doing it to someone who is better than YOU, better than YOU EVER COULD HAVE BEEN, and BETTER THAN YOUR FUCKING KIDS COULD EVER BE! Because it is YOU who is a WASTE OF REPRODUCTIVE CAPACITY. You did everyone a disservice by sticking your dick in that dumb slut you call a wife. You know, I walked past 2 of them today. Right at arms length."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym

Is that why I lost time those 3 times? Did you try to kill me? Is that what happened there? I heard someone got stabbed 47 times at a Kwik Trip. Is that why I lost 2 hours that one time?

Some old guy "Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym..."

Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025