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Pagosa Springs

A demonic shit hole of a town. Where shady people go to dwell and smoke crystal meth.
If you want smoke crystal meth and be a piece of shit move to Pagosa Springs .
by Real-Life-Facts March 10, 2020
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to go Jerry Springer

To go Jerry Springer on someone or to Jerry Springer someone

Quotation used in the MTV reality show "The Jersey Shore" by Mike Sorrentino "The Situation".

The use of Jerry Springer is a reference to the same called talkshow "The Jerry Springer show" which is known for its verbal and physical affronts. To go Jerry Springer has a broad field of use in general meaning facing someone with the aim to provoke a (negative) reaction usually leading into verbal affronts or in severe cases even into physical attack.
by zeitphantom January 17, 2011
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Springfield, Missouri

"Are you guys going to keep in touch?"
"No man they're moving to Springfield, Missouri"
"Oh"
by Curiouser Georgia September 3, 2013
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Bruce Springsteen

A Rock legend who has been considered by many people to be one of the greatest American songwriters of all time. If you think the Boss sucks, then you should start to consider on why you're actually given the privilege to actually breathe.
His newest album "Devils & Dust" is being released April 26th.
by KyLe March 24, 2005
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Springfield

Best town in Union County, runs all other towns. Bullshitting through school by day and getting blazed as hell by night is what a Springfielder does best. Doesnt have a downtown because we dont need one. Dayton pride, magnet and private schools = gheyer than the sequel to waiting. Weekend means getting drunk as hell and smoking as many j's as one can afford. A Springfielder actually appreciates what they have, because unlike snobby rich kids from other towns, we work for our cash. The top is for jews, the bottom is for life. Right next to union for those needed Dairy Queen trips. When you go out at 3am, expect to see a bunch of kids walking around with slushees (PC & NG cred). Yeah we head to westfield downtown every once in a while, but that's just because we need something to laugh at. Oh you're from millburn? Guess who doesn't care? Everyone.

Springhood pride, drive fast with the radio maxed and the windows down, hit us up on the east side where the real shit goes down. Kenilworth's chill, RP's ight, mountainside homies, but don't forget your skin color. Union has bros but got its pick of losers. Maplewoods alrite, Summit got it's share of gangsters and gays. Springfield will mess up any other town in a fight, don't forget it. We don't have gangs, we have friends. Outsiders looking for trouble find it fast. Dont bring no weps, skin like the old days if you're a man.
Guy 1: You know the town Springfield right?
Guy 2: Like from the simpsons?
Guy 1: No the one in jersey.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that towns the shit. Springfield blood run deep, got more history then you could fit in a book. Gets boring sometimes though.
Guy 1: Yeah, thats why we go to Westfield to find some losers to laugh at.
Guy 2: HAHA westfield kids are fagggggs.
Guy 1: Uh duh. Their mayor had an affair with a dude.

Bro A: Yo man I need some stuff, you know where to get?
Bro B: Hit up a Springfielder, they always got that good shit.
Bro A: True, they always got the high quality product..
Bro B: Stay friendly though, they'll kill anyone who acts like an enemy. Stay true though and you got homies for life.
Bro A: Forreal.
by That one at one-twelve - 'P April 22, 2010
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Ocean Springs

A welcoming and very artsy community located on the gulf coast of Mississippi. It has a fair share of decent shopping centers, good neighborhoods, and an exceptional school system.

It is also home to one of the VERY few school systems in Mississippi that do not enforce an atrocious, unnecessary uniform-style dress code in their teaching facilities.
We're moving to Ocean Springs?! That's great! I won't miss Gautier one bit, especially now since I can express myself in school without fear of receiving a detention or worse. They believe in freedom there.. they won't suspend you for having a cellphone.. or even take it away for that matter.

They actually have a Gamestop in Ocean Springs, y'know. It's not like most other small cities in Mississippi...

Man, I wish we could move to Ocean Springs, but the housing and apartments there are so expensive..
by ConfusedFoxGuy March 13, 2011
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Coral Springs

The most boring place in South Florida where a "fun night out" is either going to Target or The Walk (has Starbucks, Barnes & Noble, a makeout spot behind a dog store, and a nearby Denny's). As there is nothing to do, most people are potheads, drunks, and/or sex addicts. If not, you have no life.
All the guys are into skateboarding, BMXing, being "hardcore" or playing sluts.
All the girls think they are photographers, are obsessed with Twilight, and only wear name brands.
Wanna head over to Coral Springs?
Sure, let's take pictures in Target and then sit in the kid's section of Barnes & Noble.
by lolzimkewl(: March 30, 2011
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