splat-attack syndrome

pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.

Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome

by definitely not dreg February 17, 2018

splits on trees

No one really knows what it means. 🤔🤔🤔

I be doing splits on trees

by RAR XD February 21, 2018

Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)

Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"

by Waferthyme September 6, 2018

Splits

Splits can only be done by uncle horitzz. Uncle horitzz is a god he loves the splitz and has lots of circus members

Is that uncle horitzz doing the splits

by Soster and Socha September 29, 2019

Splits

Jessie' spreads her legs on me while we FUCK!♡

Jessie' Splits high!♡

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020

Spit and spin

When you spit in someones asshole and then spin your finger around in it

Aj gave me a spit and spin in the closet

by I like milfs445 June 15, 2021

Splits

Contagious laughter, sometimes referred to as side-splitting laughter, usually occurring in group of people witnessing a funny event or joke

The police, looking confused after pulling over a driverless vehicle, had onlookers in splits.

by Smash Ogre April 12, 2022