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The ol' angry spider

A man stands on all 4s facing their partner who lies flat on their back underneath them. The man on all 4s then drools on their parnters face until they ejaculate.
Hey baby wanna get the ol' angry spider tonight?

I'm gonna tie you down and give you the ol angry spider
Bitch here cums the angry spider

What a dirty.
by Angry spider April 12, 2017
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spider my munkey

Form of foreplay where one person wants the other person to climb them like a tree.
by samarara February 23, 2022
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Inverted Camel Spider

A sex position opposite of the typical camel spider. Consists of constructing a spider like web a few feet above your bed. Then have your mating partner upside down (face up ass down) and fuck the shit out of her. Then as you cum you must scream "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING".
Guy 1: "yo I mounted the hottest bitch last night"
Guy 2: "word! Which position?"
Guy1: "Inverted camel spider! It was fucking awesome!"
by Wrestla96 December 6, 2013
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the spiders from mars

1)aka: monkeys from space
2)winless in the bourbon bowl
3)winless period
4)dress funny when playing beer pong
5)team captain will never beat Troy
1/2 of the space monkeys had Troy beaten 6 cups to none, but Troy made the redemption and came back to win the game.
by Troy March 24, 2005
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Spider-Man: no way home

The reason junior grimes has a chance to become the MCU’s WOLVERINE

But if not, then hey, atleast it’s better than far from and homecoming, right ?
junior grimes WILL BE THE NEW WOLVERINE FOR MCU once Spider-Man: no way home gets a new post credits scene…idk probably in a deleted scene

Junior Grimes Wolverine: hey bub *smokes a cigar*

Spider-Man: no way home is the best Spider-Man movie” -junior Grimes
by Wtf even is a username??! December 27, 2021
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STOP WATCHING GAY SPIDER

That boy wont stop watching Gay spider. He isnt a true assad
by busrespeccer9 January 29, 2020
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Spider Man Bang

When SpiderMan swops from this the sky and goes up to a ramdom girl and uses his wed and sticks it on the girls nipples and uses them as puppets and then 69 her and shoots web in her eyes so she cant see and sticks his cock in her mouth and jacks her off with his web
Dude SpiderMan just cam up to my girlfriend and Spider Man Banged her
by Mc. Pumper Nickel March 24, 2008
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