soiled sock fight

A game in which two or more participants take it in turns to deficate in their socks and then wait for the other player to fall asleep. Once one player has fallen asleep the other atempts to get as much of the 'shit sock'to to the asleep player's mouth.

player 1 'eat my shit'
player 2 in a slightly muffled voice 'i love our little games'

lets play soiled sock fight again

by Captin McYoodlestein May 16, 2008

urban sledding

When you place a sled on top of a skateboard, and go down steep roads.

Cletus - "Hey man, let's go sledding."

Gaylord - "It's the middle of summer, man."

Cletus - "I know, but we can go urban sledding."

Gaylord - "Oh yeah."

by ihatejackstewart July 5, 2007

carbon soldiers

Slang term for children, kids, offspring and rugrats.

I don't have any little carbon soldiers yet but maybe in the not so future.

"Yes he is my little carbon soldier."

by Douglas Prince March 31, 2008

sled

see touque

by Ilianivich March 15, 2003

sledge

The space between a man's testicles and anus.

Girl: *kicks boy in the space between his balls and anus*

Boy: Ouch, you just kicked me in my sledge!

by abysmalhorrors March 28, 2005

covid soldier

A previously infected person who enters high risk environments as part of a Commitment to a greater cause.

Lyle were out of beverages ...you run in for another round.

Lyle: fuck dat i ain’t no covid soldier

by Blown anchor September 17, 2020

chocolate soldier

When, after having anal sex with your woman, you offer it to her, to eat.

Last night I gave my woman my chocolate soldier.

by Josh April 30, 2004