When getting intimate with your significant other, you allow your fellow animal companion to lick the genitalia without giving a sign a warning.
"Your fellow animal companion must also be named Dean."
"Your fellow animal companion must also be named Dean."
by SneakyDeany October 27, 2023

by Sneaky Power October 5, 2020

by Random7284 March 22, 2022

"I tried to duke her like The Sneaky King.
She found out later when i went and spilled my onion rings."
She found out later when i went and spilled my onion rings."
by bobby obvious January 27, 2014

When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.
My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.
by MusicaB August 26, 2025

by ClemDawg227 October 2, 2016
