Sliding

When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.

I had a sliding session with my dog the other day

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022

Slip and Slide

A concept created by the legendary MattyH0506. This is a process involving a traffic cone, a lot of sunflower oil (has to be sunflower oil), and finally, a woman.

Guy 1: "Why are you stealing a traffic cone?"
Guy 2: "Me and Jessica are doing a Slip and Slide "
Guy 1 "Good luck! Hope you have lots of sunflower oil"

by KillHeiran June 20, 2022

New England Slipping Slide

When a man takes his penis and uses a hollow sounding device to open it up wide, then his partner shits in the hole and removes the sounding device the man must then painfully push the shit out of his penis while his hands are tied behind his back. Commonly used in BDSM.

oh I did a New England slipping slide on her last night

by HHHUIOP January 11, 2018

NJ Slide

A driving maneuver used to merge onto a lane that is 2 lanes over in the state of New Jersey.

“Bro, did you see John on 295?”

“Yeah man, he was hitting the NJ slide while cutting it up in traffic.”

by therealnq October 28, 2023

indirectly slide

When you slide into someone's dms for a friend to help them out.

If a friend needs help but doesn't want to socialize he/she can ask you or another friend to indirectly slide into their dms, this way you can put in a good word for them.

by Cereal_mom March 11, 2018

Let the noodle slide

To engage in sexual intercourse with a minimum of one penis involved.

“Hey bro, how’d your date go? Did she let the noodle slide?”

by Noodle slider May 4, 2018

Freudian Slip and Slide

When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.

Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."

by tubby custard machine January 9, 2022