slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.

Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.

by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018

Snowman Slide

To snort a line of cocaine.

"Yo, I'm about to do the Snowman Slide."

by PGeezy September 29, 2025

Spencer Slide

This is a method Spencer uses to turn on a girl. You start by nibbling her ear, then start to make out, then work your way down to tittyville, down to her stomach, then eat her out.

Person 1: How was your night with Gabby?
Person 2: I did the Spencer Slide, it works every time!

by Tear it up Terry March 1, 2023

Sliding salamander

When one has sex on a slip and slide while going down said slide.

Sally and I did the ole sliding salamander last night.

by Beer sack February 26, 2022

Slide them out like the goat goes to Paris

To have explosive diarrhea

I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.

by JohnnyTwoShits May 22, 2018

Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together

Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

Sliding

When you roll in your own shit and hug your dog so he can smell you and then lick it off (just before sliding up and down, spreading it against each other) including your bumhole, then you spunk in your dogs eye.

I had a sliding session with my dog the other day

by Smelliebellie August 6, 2022