shot in the knee

Total fail in skyrim..

I was looking for gold for my house in solitude and then i was shot in the knee..

by jjaomni January 11, 2012

Wisconsin Shot

When you take a shot of any cheap whiskey and chase it with cheese wiz (cheese out of a can)

Deanna took a Wisconsin Shot after the Green Bay Packers scored a touchdown.

We got so fucked up last night off of Wisconsin Shots, I shat cheese this morning.

by "Whiskey" Richard Frankfurter November 14, 2011

Corona Shots

What we'll all get after they find a vaccine. Then after everyone except the ant-vaxx moms gets an incredibly painful needle injected into their arm, we all go to bars and get shots of Corona. And 100 years later, some other epidemic pops up and we're screwed AGAIN.

Hey M8, wanna get our Corona Shots?

by WrySquirrel3069 March 19, 2020

Shot the mattress

Huge mistake; major dumb move. Origin: My husband thought he was going to dry fire a .32 but ended up shooting a round in our brand new mattress and it is not even paid off.

I wanted to get to work on time, but I shot the mattress on that one.

by Propa-Gandhi July 4, 2017

Canister Shot

A short, extremely dense venting of gas from the rectal cavity via the anus, resulting in a painful after effect.

"I had the worst canister shot this morning, my ass still hurts"

by Bacon555 July 10, 2009

Shot or Pants

The name of a drinking game created at 3:30am during Hurricane Homecoming, where the rules of the game are to take turns going around in a circle, and when it's your turn, you either take a shot, or take your pants off. Such decision is preempted by the other players saying "Shot or Pants," for which at that time you must proclaim your choice. For optimal play, really low grade tequilla and a mix of male and female participants, are the only requirements.

Girl 1: "Man, I'm drunk and bored. What should we do?"
Man 1: "We could always play the game that doesn't lie, 'Shot or Pants!'"
Girl 1: "That sounds great! You grab the tequilla, and I'll get ready to take my pants off!"

by Iheartshotorpants October 4, 2010

shot proxy

The person that does your shot for you when someone buys you a shot you do not want to drink.

I can't do a shot! I'm driving. Bill is my shot proxy he will do it for me.

by JulieO February 11, 2014