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The reason why Jesus Christ died

Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.
Ex: Man: Hey Bob! Did you hear Jesus died when he got one of those thirty second YouTube ads when he clicked on a video of celebrity side boob fails.
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2 second pumper

When you have sex
With a girl and you cum after like 3 seconds worth of humping.
My bf is such a "2 second pumper"
by THEword 14 September 30, 2016
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second-to-last

The penult
second-to-last is when you are not the worst but right above.
by comadreja September 22, 2017
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Second law of homodynamics

The second law of Homodynamics states that the entropy of the gayness in a closed system shall increase over time, and that the odds of someone being gay shall become more likely over time due to the easibility of being gay.

The level of homosexuality increases every time someone says no homo and further research must be done in order to understand how we can limit this pollution. currently due to the first law of homodynamics the big gay cannot be destroyed it can only be transferred meaning that current measures of using gay people to store the homo (through the use of sacrificing themselves to limit pollution through the term "full homo") is ineffective after the person has died as the homo is just released back into the atmosphere further threatening humanities survival. Further research must be completed on homodynamics and how to mitigate the increasing levels of pollution or humanity will perish in the face of the great filter.
You: "I'm terrified is humanity really going to end?"
Friend: "well according to the second law of homodynamics..."
You: "really? oh fuck me..."
Friend: "don't mind if I do"
You: "uhh no homo?"
Friend: "Full homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
by Souly_uwu June 10, 2018
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Second Floor Porch

The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congressdoggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.
We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.
by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019
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Second Hand Person

When someone is talking to you and you have another friend come and vouch for you
AnaMarie was talking to Uriel and AnaMarie asked Martha to come cause she was her Second Hand Person
by anabanana04 November 30, 2020
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wait a small second

Mom:eating rice time!!!!
Me:wait a small second,I'm finding something.
by WOW I LIKE IT February 2, 2021
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