Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.

Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?

by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012

Relationship Vampire

A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners, with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. Usually a person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.

That guy is a relationship vampire. He won’t ever have a girlfriend and will probably never get married.

by Sheila V. October 21, 2020

Relationship

Two ppl who are unsure of wat they want,

trying to pretend they're in love

Anne: "Why are they still together if they're always fighting"

James: because they're in a *relationship*

by 268Carrot June 19, 2021

relationship theft

Someone who steals another person’s girlfriend or boyfriend because they could find one themselves.

Dude, I wouldn’t go to this school with your girlfriend.

Why? People will make you a victim of relationship theft because they have been single for a long time

by Brokecollegestudebt November 10, 2019

relationship manager

Self absorbed but useless a relationship manager struggles to relate to a mirror let alone people.

'That relationship manager isn't trying to talk to people again is he...?'

'Yep, we're fucked again'

by ForgottenSquirrel November 27, 2017

relationships

yin yang twin, adam and eve, punk/assbitch, bo(opposite sex) of a ho or hobo, motherfucker, and lady and the tramp. ken and barbie were siblings

your relationships are not going well.

by bushlight May 28, 2018

Wattpad relationship height

A wattpad relationship height is where one person is 4'11 and the other is 7ft tall buff and sounds like batman.

Gosh i wish i had a wattpad relationship height with my boyfriend!

Girl, shes the tallest u can get

U WANT A TREEEEEE

by CurlEfry135 March 4, 2024