put your mom in a paragraph

A non-literal phrase one uses to intimidate or coerce a victim into believing that the victim's mom was or will be used in a such a way that only shmad words in paragraph format can describe how it went.
"Ayoo nigga you be talkin' so much shit, I swear I'm about to put your mom in a paragraph."
by Flocker708 January 15, 2012
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put two and two together

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.
They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004
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put some cock on it

the act of placing whipped cream on ice cream at eddies sweet shop
hey do i have to put some cock on it?
by taylor J August 07, 2006
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Put you in the rose garden

1. To physically carry a human into the Rose Garden and hold them there to see Oksana debut her new album live.

2. To kill and burry your wife, girlfriend, or babies momma because she doesn't love you and you deserve to be blown.
Nicole Brown Simpson: Hey Babe my friend Ronald Goldman and I are going to go make some grilled cheese sandmmiches at my place, you want me to save ya one?

OJ Simpson: You fucking cunt you better not.... I swear to God I'll drive over there and put you in the rose garden, I'm capable!
by RAOBEY July 16, 2010
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Put a banana in your ear

A very famous phrase and song used in the popular youtube video "Charlie the Unicorn 2". In the video two unicons come up to Charlie and they want him to come along with them to see the Banana King but of course Charlie doesn't want to go because the last time he followed these strange unicorns he lost his kidney. But for some reason he goes anyway. But near the end of the episode they find a strange slug with a santa hat on. The slug soon begins to sing the "Put a banna in your ear" song...
Charlie you look quite down
With your big sad eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray
Charlie when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue
Or are in distress
I know what can wipe that sad away
All you have to do is
Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear
It's true (says who?)
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disappear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear
Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)
You will never be happy
If you live your life in fear
It's true! (says you)
So true!

When it's in the skies are bright and clear
Oh, every day of every year
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana in your
Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by Goldenfur productions May 23, 2011
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put him/her on ice

Put him/her on ice- Leaving them out in the cold/hanging because they acted up in some way. You are basically ignoring them and making them question their existence.
I had to put him/her on ice after he/she didn't call me back.

ice freeze ignore forget
by CYM February 20, 2014
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To put things in the wrong order or with the wrong priorities. Similar to 'put the cart before the horse', but typically used for sexual situations.

Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.
Hey, Ralph, don't put the cock before the buttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!
by Ron Jarvis February 18, 2011
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