purple knees

To beat someone up so badly that their knees turn purple

Hey Waseema, I'm gonna give you purple knees if you don't shut up!

by Wilycrow February 3, 2017

Purple Wave

A very gay pool party.

Max is having all his theatre friends over for a pool party. It’s gonna be a real purple wave!

by Greg Glass September 12, 2021

Purple Mortimer

The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.

Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!

by Oxford Flemming June 21, 2021

Purple crocodiles

A metaphor for raw lust.

Person 1: When I'm with you I think of purple crocodiles.
Person 2: Let's have sex.

by unpressedlemon November 27, 2011

Purple Creature

More formerly known as Xboxicus fatticus, the purple creature can be found lurking and creeping around most highschools. Often found wearing a purple Nike shirt, the purple creature survives by playing excessive amounts of xbox live and eating varying amounts of junk food anywhere's from Big Macs to Dr. Pepper. If you see a Purple Creature in your school be sure to call the local authorites/weight loss group or Jenny Craig for more options on how to deal with it. Please call 1-800-Jenny20.

Guy1: "Hey dude check out that purple creature!"

Guy2: "OMG! his K/D ratio on Call of Duty must be really high!"

Guy2: "Ssshhhh! Be quiet we cannot afford to scare it off!"

by Grizzlies101 February 24, 2011

Purple Jawn

A prize won by justin for alexis at the n.c. carnival on august 3rd 2011 and is to be kept forever:)

Damn nigga, did you see dat purple jawn?

by klasey August 4, 2011

purple liver

The phrase "purple liver" is commonly associated with the consumption of "lean" or "purple drank," a recreational drug mixture that often includes prescription-strength cough syrup containing codeine and promethazine, along with soda and sometimes a hard candy. The codeine in the cough syrup is an opioid, and its excessive use can lead to various health risks, including liver damage.

-I'm drinking soo much lean

-You must have a purple liver

by Zillvvear June 12, 2023