hard pubes

When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.

Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?

by Debilni kmetavzar pod mostom May 10, 2023

победить (pobedit)

A word used to describe a feeling of excitement or happiness derived from the ancient text of
created by sadly this text is now mostly lost to time and near-no records are currently available on the internet.

Person 1: YOU GOT TAYLOR SWIFT TICKETS!! NO WAY THATS SO победить (pobedit)
Person 2: IK WHEN I GOT TO THE FRONT OF THE QUEUE I JUST FELT THIS MASSIVE FEELING OF победить (pobedit)
Person 1: awesome

by ингаконопа July 13, 2023

Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.

Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!

by The little dingler man July 23, 2023

Chef pubes

The little sprinkling of garnish such as Alfalfa or oregano that a chef uses to dress up a plate, but really they it just gets in the way and get stuck in your teeth. Much like a stray Pube.

Oh man, they have put chef pubes on my steak. It doesn’t even look good and it will get stuck in my teeth.

by Practical definer August 30, 2023

Alien Pube

olioq has these under his penis (he is a fat nigger)

"yoooo her fucking tits were halfway out"
"shut the fuck up you alien pube"

by woodball September 27, 2023

Pennsylvania Puberation

When you go to a significant others house expecting to eat a nice meal, and somehow end up under the table eating their fathers' pubic hair like a goat.

Tim: Josh, how was the date with Jessica and her parents?

Josh: It went well until it ended with a Pennsylvania Puberation

by Musicman182 October 24, 2023

Poorhouse Pubert

A name for somebody who plays a video game like a bitch and kills you with some gay ass play

Fucking Poorhouse Pubert was camping my reboot in a bush.

by dopeurbandic December 5, 2024