Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches

Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023

pork chop hill

The act of having sex with a fat, greasy women.

I took that bitch to Pork Chop Hill

by MacDaddyHatesFrankie February 21, 2017

piggy porking

Running across town wearing nothing but a wife beater looking like the character Porky Pig from loony toons.

Drunk guy: hey man...lets(hiccups)...go to the stadium and go piggy porking.

by beer pong bong May 22, 2007

pork funion

Meat ring.

That Thai food really hurt my pork funion.

by Erbnsintax March 29, 2016

Elastic Pork

The poor image ant version of the movie title “Jurassic Park.” Pronounced el-LAAS-tic POOW-k

Do you wan to go see Elastic Pork?

by #s r = 2 letters August 11, 2018

hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake

Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles

by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019

tuna pork

Perhaps a mis-hearing of some other word or words?

I asked him ghost dog what was inside box, and it said "tuna pork" to me quietly.

by hambro May 15, 2008