toilet paper hipster

an indie kid who partakes in the enjoyment of PBR and coffee to the point that their excrement is indiscernible from their caffeinated beverage of choice.

Person 1: Man Fred's in the Bathroom almost constantly. Is he bulimic or something?

Person 2: No: living the good life's turned him into a toilet paper hipster.

Person 1: Really? I heard tubgirl was one too, albeit a very confused one.

Person 2: true, true.

by DryRainInbetween March 23, 2007

shredding paper

When co-workers go to the back room and screw like donkeys

I cant wait to get to work and start shredding paper

by Charles Pinewood April 1, 2009

Toilet Paper Dog

A small dog with short legs, and curly white fur. Usually said as a derogatory term.

We took care of our neighbor's toilet paper dog this week.

by thepokeduck June 2, 2011

write an english paper

See see a man about a wallaby.

I'm gonna go write an english paper.

by pt_Kreepy March 22, 2004

cajun rock paper scissors

Rock paper scissors in which both participants keep one uncovered arm out and then play rock paper scissors like normal. The winner of each round gets to slap the loser's arm once at the end of each round. Repeat ad infinitum.

Man I can't believe my left arm is still bleeding from all that cajun rock paper scissors yesterday.

by Twisted Magnum March 9, 2008

paperwork

Codename for money, usually money earnt illegally.ie.drugs

BadAss: Be at 'you know where' at 'you know when' and ill give you the 'you know what'.
SomeGuy: ok, ill give you the paperwork then.

by [Cyanide] November 21, 2004

PAPER SACK

A bag made of strong paper for holding single objects or bulk items,usally light brown in color.

common household uses include lighting the oven,candles or barbque grills.
used as a strainer for fried chicken,fish or other fried foods. not to be confused with foil paper(a flat aluminum paper)that can also be used in cooking,shading windows from the sun,scrubing pots and pans and at the ends of braids. also may
used to expedite packing when being "put out"

"say dogg pass me dat paper sack to hold dis forty "

" I aint dark, I'm paper sack brown"

by starbeck1 April 24, 2006