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penn state football player initiation

an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.

penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?

guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.

guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.
by himminy hoohah March 23, 2009
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player

1. Any man who breaks up with a woman that is "waiting to exhale."

2. A person clever enough to deceive three or more people into simeoultaneous committed relationships.

3. A respectful salutation

4. A description of the past in EVERY man's autobiographical account

5. A person who is not fully conscious, but slightly in the know.
1. "Girl, I am so tired of being dumped. Why are all men no good players? Boo-hoo"

2. "Asheley is dating two roommates and their bestfriends, and none of her boyfriends know about the others!"

3. "What's up, playa"

4. "I was such a player before I got married."

5. "Man, I am just a player trying to win at the game of life."
by Slangford Dictionary December 13, 2003
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The Players Club

So, TPC Means "The Players Club". Therefore entering this chatroom you are entering under supervision of quite a few "wannabe" players, but because they're behind a screen they can act a lot "gangster" than they actually are.
The Players Club -

User M: Hey, any chicks about?
User F: im here...
User M: u got a cam?
User F: yea why?
User M: ... Fancy it?
User F: lol
User F: Erm....
User M: Come on, I only wanna show you come puppies
User F: Ok.
User M: Del was here, 2007.
by Wayne-Fcuck3r September 26, 2007
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penis player

lyrics found in Rare album "Killer Cuts"

"a penis player!" "said between the way you move" and "the way you move
by otakuwind February 2, 2004
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Don't be mad at someone/something because they weren't the one that made you upset or hurt in the first place.
Ex. somebody cheating on someone, somebody losing a basketball game, etc.
Player 1: Girlfriend
Player 2: Boyfriend
Player 3: Side-Chick

Player1: * walks in on Player 2&3 having an affair *
" What the heck is going on here and who is this? "

Player 2: " Oh shoot, baby I am so sorry. "

Player 3: " Who is this!! Are you his girlfriend or something? "

Player 1: " Yes actually I am. Did you know that we were dating?"

Player 3: " No! He told me he was single and that he loved me,"

Player 1: " Well, that's ok. I don't hate the player, hate the game!! "
by anothergalfromdahood July 9, 2018
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Apex legends player

The guy who's amazing at 1st person shooters but lies all the time when someone's oneshot
GUY 1HES ONE SHOT ONE SHOT!!!!!
GUY 2 HES NOT ONESHOT YOU FAT PRICK SHUT UP AND STOP LYING

GUY 2 your a good apex legends player you just can't stop lying
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Ploes

Another word for please, often used in exclamtion.
"What, the, hell is that putrid creature mooching on that luxurious leather sofa with equally putrid offspring, in a village hall, with a womens aerobics class occuring in the background. PLOES EXPLAIN!"
by Nikells July 15, 2005
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