Teletubby in a mosh pit

Garrett

Everything was going great at the coffee pot until Teletubby in a mosh pit showed up.

by ThatA-DepartmentDude April 07, 2020

Teletubby in a mosh pit

A colorful person with poor motor skills.

Everything was going fine until Garrett shoes up to the coffee pot like a Teletubby in a mosh pit.

by ThatA-DepartmentDude April 07, 2020

Pit Lamp

An old Scottish word for penis. The term was widely used by coal miners.

Also used when greeting friends or family. People you know really well.

Son: My pit lamps red raw!

Dad: Stop wanking all day and get a job!

How's yer pit lamp? ( How are you?)
Used in the same way a lot of people say "How's it hanging?)

by Steorge February 06, 2020

Get Pitted

When you spread open a girl’s pussy lips open with the tip of your dick.

Do you know what get pitted means?

by OgHandleogtripleog October 28, 2020

Vore pit

adjective

Weird and endless

can be used for people or things

"Dude I found the vore pit of sonic fanart"

"Puppychan is a vore pit"

by mikeywelsh June 29, 2024

Sperm pit

A term used to describe a woman who is lacking in any sort of social morals. For example, a slut.

Dude, That girl has slept with so many guys she has literally turned in to a sperm pit.

by NikNakNoo June 12, 2015

Maple Valley Pit Stop

Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.

Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!

by Snappercarr March 04, 2024