Pig Pogger

The action of inserting Wall's sausages into the anal cavity and screaming 'WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY' whilst cluelessy trying to maintain control of a country.

E.g. Last night was fucking mental first we went for a cheeky nandos - there was me Nick C and Big Ozzy - but after it we didn't quite feel as though we had hit the 'cheeky' spot, so we thought 'fuck it round 2 - spoons' had a fucking mental time, downed a few quick bezzies before heading home, getting on our best suits, briefcases and hitting the town. Was a mental night, we all got shit faced, tashed on with some fit birds with massive knockers before heading home cos me airmax were fucked. On the way home we grabbed a bite at the butchers, don't ask why it was open but it fucking was, so we thought fuck it, giz 6 of your biggest sausages lad. The butcher pulled put some massive porkies I said 'aye, they're fucking smashing them' before paying £5.26 heading home to number 10, pulling out the sausages from my briefcase and pig pogging the sausages, was fucking ace. Then I woke up next day absolutely smashed and peniless and thought, fuck it, let's increase some taxes and my wages whilst everyone is struggling so me and my boys can pig pog some more. I fucking love being a pig pogger.

by Brutal McSavage January 11, 2016

pumping the pig

When a NAVY SEAL works out lifting an excessive amount of heavy weights.

NAVY SEAL Hamster: Hey bro, I am hitting the gym.....
FRIEND: Right on, what will you be focusing on?
NAVY SEAL Hamster: Going to be pumping the pig brah......

by Stizzi March 20, 2016

Slippery Pig

When you lube her up and alternate between the pussy ass one for one. Typically a larger woman by not required.

Becky - He gave me the slippery pig and I can't do hard
Jill - dwaaam

by Dirty Abomination July 19, 2019

peppa pig

peppa what are you doing in the urban dictionary?? also it is the best show ever don’t ever tell me wrong

tik tok fyp: peppa pig
famous creator: peppa what are you doing in my chocolate?

by sarah5678 July 28, 2019

phat pig

A username for a gamer that's good at games. Phat Pigs are different from the Faze Clan. Phat Pigs Are not to be confused with Sweats.

WOW that phat pig is really good at Fortnite. How Did he get so Good at Fortnite?

by TheClownThatHidesFromGayPpl November 14, 2019

peppa pig

A pig that has been the same age for 6 year

im peppa pig

by hi sis November 18, 2019

a pig on a boat

a person who is out of their comfort zone

Person 1: what did you do on your holidays
Person 2 : i was a pig on a boat

by mattysfattys March 20, 2019