Pig Spotting

Keeping a look-out for police officers who might interrupt your smoking pot and/or doing dirt.

PERSON1: Man this locks being a bitch to break! Pig spot for me!
PERSON2: OK.

POLICE1: Looks like a stereo thief and somebody pig spotting.
POLICE2: I don't think he seen us, approach with caution...

by Super__Villain February 11, 2010

petro pig

someone who uses a lot of gas

People who drive SUV's are petro pigs.

by Hannahbanana92 January 22, 2014

a pig on a boat

a person who is out of their comfort zone

Person 1: what did you do on your holidays
Person 2 : i was a pig on a boat

by mattysfattys March 21, 2019

chalk pig

female(s) who use there sexual prowess to seek or obtain quantities of cocaine from a group of males.

Can you believe it the pulled a G out of Big red and got some bags for the boys.

Couple of hot Sheila’s hoovered 3 quarters of it and fucked off with no sign of Johnny getting a heady, bunch of chalk pigs

by The Chow December 28, 2019

pig spying

Hiding in a large piece of antique furniture so you can jerk off to the noises your mother makes when she's fucking the family dog

"Damn, dude, I nearly fractured my wrist pig spying dat ho!"

by The Gorgon June 05, 2015

Slippery Pig

When you lube her up and alternate between the pussy ass one for one. Typically a larger woman by not required.

Becky - He gave me the slippery pig and I can't do hard
Jill - dwaaam

by Dirty Abomination July 19, 2019

Guinea Pig

Guinea pigs are a furry ball, or a potato. They have little squeakers that sound like a pig being stabbed, and can go off when they hear you, the fridge opening, a bag crinkle, or if they see food.

Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.

The guinea pig was eaten by the Inca

by Peznuttychu September 20, 2019