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Pandora's Crotch Rot

A Mythical form of Marijuana that is said to only be grown in Hell by Satan himself. It is said that all Ghosts that walk the Earth carry this substance, and only the true stoner may coax it from them.
Ted: Dude let me have some of that Pandora's Crotch Rot.

Bill: You are not worthy
by King Touchstone May 12, 2011
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phantom jerk

The act of masturbating an invisible penis with your hand in an effort to either piss people off or make them laugh depending on the situation.
This drunk asshole started shit with this waiter at Denny's the other night and when his friends started dragging him out he kept yelling at the poor guy. My friend Dan thought he was a dick like me so he started doing the phantom jerk. His girlfriend thought it was hilarious but he got pissed at us. When the asshole asked what our problem was Dan just did a toothy grin and said "problem?"
by Bassnium.exe October 29, 2011
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phantom beef

Phantom beef is when you enter a room or other enclosed area and are certain that somebody has or is farting in it but nobody is there to blame it on. Not to be confused with a bathroom that smells like somebody just blew the shitter off the hinges. Totally different.
Dude, were you in the mop closet today? I went in there for some paper towels and it stunk like shit.

Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.
by The phantom dangler July 21, 2016
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Phantom Fuck

Referring to post-coitus reverberation or throbbing of the vaginal walls. Causing arousal without physical touch.
*after sex*
Wow, it’s like you’re phantom fucking me!
by Lola & Bandit April 10, 2019
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Phantom Vibration

When you think you feel your phone vibrate, but its just your imagination.
"Hey i think ur phone just vibrated"

*checks phone* "Naw, just a Phantom Vibration"
by CookiesAreNummy February 10, 2012
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Pando

Using Pandora to look up a band that you are not familiar with, but clearly everyone else is in hopes no one calls you out for being a tool.
Hipster 1: Dude, have you heard of The Solids?
Hipster 2: No dude.
Hipster 1: Dude! You've got to check them out!
Hipster 2: I'll go Pando them right now, dude!
Hipster 1: Duuuuuuuuude.
by Faux Hipster November 22, 2010
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Pandoric

Describes a relationship that you are in because your new boyfriend/girlfriend reminds you of your Ex.

Based on Pandora radio - users enter a song or artist that they enjoy, and the service responds by playing selections that are musically similar.
I thought I had finally moved on from Jesse until I realized that my relationship with this new guy Jake is totally Pandoric! He has the same scooter as Jesse and is also an English major!
by Mindyspark March 25, 2011
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