career period

n. when one becomes periodically overly emotional about the current state of his/her job/career.

Frankie was complaining about "not being where he should be with his MBA" and how "he should have been a manager by now". I think he's just having his career period.

by Kwifer Sutherland July 14, 2011

period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.

Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!

by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011

period friend

Someone who a girl always turns to thats on their period.

Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.

by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol August 15, 2011

Period

Trauma.
Blood.
Revenge.
Tears.
Cramps.

Dumbass: “why you always act so serious”
Smart alien: “I said bby yk im on my period.”
YUAH

by Dizzybuffalo1307 May 16, 2023

Periodate

A combination of the words period and ate. Also a chemical compound, but more importantly a way to express when someone ate something tf up.

Oh my god periodate!!

by Dy4Tomo May 23, 2023

Period sis

An eloquent expression of approval, generally used by by young adults to display agreement with a controversial or contentious statement.

Most people say Tom’s mom is ugly but I think she’s hot af.

Period sis

by Chessorganist June 2, 2023

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023