pee high

After a long piss, when you feel so good about your bladder being finally empty, that you get a natural high.

After a long night of beer drinking, he finally emptied his bladder and got the best pee high he ever had!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

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Spider Pee

When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.

"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife

by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020

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Pee in that butt

When you have no knowledge of sexual conduct, but you need to find out.

"Aye little mama, lemme pee in that butt."

by LilBoiPookie October 30, 2017

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Safety Pee

noun. 1.) The cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.

noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.

Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.

verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.

Movie theater: Oh, good. It's still the previews. I still have time for a safety pee.

Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.

Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.

by Awkward Scholar NM September 12, 2010

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