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Red Panda

A Red Panda is the name of a sex move in which you have sex with an asian chick on her period. Right as you are about to cum you pull out and hit her in the eyes (giving her the telltale rings around the eyes that pandas have). She must be asian, because like her, pandas are from the orient. All though the proper way to perform this is while the female is on her period it can still occur while she is not ovulating.
I totally gave this chick a Red Panda last night.

I'm gonna Red Panda yo ass.
by the nay train December 8, 2013
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sad panda

Sexual fetish act in which a man punches his partner to give her two black eyes and then ejaculates on the middle of her face. When paired with the anticipated look of disgust, anger, and sadness on her face, she will appear to be a sad panda.
Laura: "I'm thinking of going as a sad panda for Halloween."
Ryan: "I'll come over and help you put your costume on!"
by smiller911 January 15, 2008
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Alaskan Thunder Panda

Panda made on the website Panfu. Who gets kicked out of the chat room for having inappropriate language.
Alaskan Thunder Panda- "suck my...!"

Panfu- "alaskanthunderpanda you are no longer aloud to use the chat room for 30 minutes"

Alaskan Thunder Panda- "fuck that im going to Zwinky!"
by george lopez the 3rd July 15, 2010
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paddy ass

a person who is weak or afraid. A person who does not represent their own race.
A wigger would be called a paddy ass because he acts black and does not represent his color.
by travy502 September 29, 2008
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panda eyes

When one punches both eyes of another person and gives the victim 2 black eyes; causing the victim to have a strong facial resemblance of the panda.
I caught my girl cheating on me, so I grabbed sancho and beat the living hell out of him, and finished by knocking him out by punching the spleen, sprinkling birdseed and honey all over him, dragging his naked body onto a crowded street before finishing off his punk arse with a nice set of panda eyes. That'll teach him not to cheat again.
by edw007 October 2, 2007
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dirty panda

a asain or korean or japanese pearson
there are a lot of dirty pandas driving in dimond bar.
by pokepotty August 1, 2011
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sexual panda bob

the king of sexual pandas including (but not limited to) sexual panda reb, sexual panda kev, sexual panda mela.
Sexual Panda Bob came over last night and made me 42 dollars.
by Court March 4, 2004
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