Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.
Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"
by Wolf13 October 24, 2014
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Commonly used in Florida to describe sexual relations in which a man forcefully pulls down his partner's pants (similar to the tailgate of a pickup truck, hence the term) and then proceeds to violently assfuck them until they beg for mercy.
When performed properly, this technique is done without any lubrication, and the man must ejaculate in their partner's ass. Rookies often make the mistake of using lube, wearing a condom, or pulling out, which disqualifies this situation as a true "tailgate."
When performed properly, this technique is done without any lubrication, and the man must ejaculate in their partner's ass. Rookies often make the mistake of using lube, wearing a condom, or pulling out, which disqualifies this situation as a true "tailgate."
Lester: "Damn Tommy, everybody has been talking about you showing Amanda how to open the tailgate the other night after the party."
Thomas: "What the fuck? I'd never do that. We used a condom dumbass, so I didn't actually open her tailgate!"
Thomas: "What the fuck? I'd never do that. We used a condom dumbass, so I didn't actually open her tailgate!"
by floridajit66 September 21, 2022
(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)
a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half
girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
by Sexydimma April 06, 2015
A cry used when your foreskin isn't protecting your bell-end, and something comes incontact with it, such as walking into a table.
Since the nerves from your bell are extra-sensitve, it tends to hurt.
Since the nerves from your bell are extra-sensitve, it tends to hurt.
Phil: OH SHIT PETE!!! OPEN-BELL!!!
Pete: What happened man?!
Phil: My foreskin is in pain from walking into that lampost! Oh gawd that hurt...
Pete: What happened man?!
Phil: My foreskin is in pain from walking into that lampost! Oh gawd that hurt...
by P901 October 24, 2010