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cracker week

The last week of the month according to your budget. Too much money was spent in the first 3 weeks to live a decent life in the 4th. Therefore, you resort to eating crackers and water. Every purchase must be dirt cheap, by the words “Oh well, it’s cracker week!”
With the way I’m blowing my money now, I’m headed for a fat cracker week.
by bwsimonse March 18, 2022
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Opposite gender week

You change your clothes and act like the opposite gender for a day or even a week. It lasts between 24th march and 30th march.
Boy- why are you dressed like a girl?
Boy2- it’s opposite gender week!
by Therealweekdays March 23, 2022
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week

week balls down your throt
week nuts
by xxesad January 26, 2022
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Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022
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Fool's Week

Working 5 days or more in a 7 day week.
1. My life sucks working a fool's week.
2. Full week to me is 3 or 4 days after that you are just working a fool's week!
by mesupporter February 1, 2022
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Week for your man

This is the week before valentines when a man’s woman drops her pride and acts on impulse down to what her man tells her to do. This week for your man is too support his mental health and bank account for preparation for Valentine’s Day
“ girl it’s the week for your man throw it back, I did everyday for his mental forget gifts on valentines I want his baby”
by AlanBooga February 3, 2022
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SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA

Shark week whoohaha was a word invented by 2 couples! When the guys get there hopes up about sexy time ;) but the girls ruin the week with it being their week :(
B: “Babe you wanna do….”
G: “It’s shark week
B: “SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA”
by Dickerson.ster April 4, 2022
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