nut blast

blowin your load all over someone just to make a point.

I'm gonna give that bitch the nut blast, and I won't even feel bad about it.

by Dante September 19, 2003

kick in the nuts

When someone uses a swift movement of their foot to pulverize another persons testicles. this will usually immobilise the kickee.

If you don't shut up you are goning to get a kick in the nuts.

by Brett May 06, 2003

Nut Chowder

Semen, specifically that which is quite thick in nature.

"She doesn't know it yet, but she's about to find out that nothing takes the chill off quicker than a bellyful of warm Nut Chowder."

"Nut Chowder stays chunky.....EVEN in milk."

"Pass the nut chowder, please."

by Poop S. June 08, 2006

bulge nuts

when you can see someones nuts through their pants cuz theyre so tight

the jonas brothers have bulge nuts

by deekra August 10, 2008

Nut positive

When getting a nut outweighs the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut negative

I know she’s ugly, but I would say it was an overall nut positive .

by xXDrVape420Xx December 02, 2017

Fear Nut

To ejaculate while in the state of being afraid. Usually occurs when someone is about to find you masturbating and you have to rub one out before they catch you.

I had a fear nut because my mom was about to walk in on me while masturbating.

by WowwhyOFTW May 03, 2017

Gravy nuts

When on a hot day your nuts get a thick white to off white paste that your underwear stick to. In some cases it may be watery and will soak thru the pants.

Hey bob you got any napkins I got a mean case of gravy nuts. And its stinking

by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017