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The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult high chair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
by Nacho Burris November 27, 2023
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Cincinnati Cuck Chair

When a husband is sitting in a hotel cuck chair and his wife is being banged on top of him in the chair.
Did you hear about Kevin? His wife made him a Cincinnati Cuck Chair last night. I think they’re in a open relationship.
by HOWYADOIN April 30, 2025
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chairing

Chairing is the act of fucking or masturbating on a chair while watching pornography.
Dude I just got a chairing by that girl I met!
by defmaster123 December 29, 2023
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Reclining Chair

A woman getting railed from behind wile performing cunnilingus a woman reclining in front of her. Not to be confused with an Effie Tower or Spit Roasting
I let my bestie know I’d like her to assume the reclining chair position so I can eat her pussy while receiving penetration from behind.
by Funsies September 15, 2025
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Bárány chair

A medical device used to diagnose and treat disorders of the inner ear and balance system.
The Bárány chair also rotates, meaning that I want a disorder in my inner ear.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
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Chair sex

The act of sitting down on your chair so hard that it starts squealing and screaming
"Trashy loves chair sex and fucking her chair, that's her bitch!! It was squealing so much!"
by Gaythens June 17, 2018
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Chair

One who you find insulting or disturbing.

When someone is invincible, you can call them a chair.
Def #1:

Hey, see that creep over there?
Yeah, man, what a chair!
Def #2:
I keep trying to kill this guy but I can’t. He’s a chair.
by BobAintRealGuys May 15, 2022
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