Skip to main content

Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.
"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.
by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011
mugGet the Jizzer bottlemug.

spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'
John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle
by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017
mugGet the spunk the bottlemug.

water bottle

man 1: dude did u hear what julia did?
man 2:nah bro, what she do?
man 1: she let jake finger her during class
man 2: bruh she ugly asf tho
man 1: man ik, shes such a water bottle
man 2: fr bro
by datwackbitch February 10, 2020
mugGet the water bottlemug.

Bottle Kisser

A move in sex where one of the two partners takes a full bottle of beer with the top on, and inserts it into the rectum of another. Once inside, the partner takes a bottle opener and removes the cap and then places his/her lips on the mouth of the bottle and chugs the whole beer.
Man, I just got a Bottle Kisser from my ex, it was great but the beer was a tad warm... then we tried an Alabama Hotpocket.
by James The Hammer October 6, 2012
mugGet the Bottle Kissermug.

bottled

In football, to 'bottle' or to have 'bottled' something is to throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly, directly impacting the outcome of the match or competition
‘psg have bottled the ucl once again!’
man city are bottlers, they’ll never win it’
by rpsgjjjjjjj May 8, 2022
mugGet the bottledmug.

Bottle of ding

A cheap bottle of cider, specifically 3 litres. Must be either Frosty Jack's, or Strongbow, depending on personal preference. Rarely consumed within the confines of one's own property (see Carry-Out). Northern Irish slang.
"Here mate, grab us a bottle of ding from the offie there!" Local hooligan off to get drunk with some friends.
by Henry Ding-Bat August 10, 2024
mugGet the Bottle of dingmug.

Bottle Bumping

The action when ones self is about to ejaculate and then thi persons female goes to leh cock and he ejaculates in thi woman's mouth
Guy:Babe I'm about to cum
Girl:OK I'll start bottle Bumping
by 1_Dakita_07 January 8, 2021
mugGet the Bottle Bumpingmug.

Share this definition