Somebody found a Shark in ohio it was enchanted too. Saw somebody in ohio fuck a squirrel on a Tuesday afternoon in winter. Some dude put a switch on a ufo in ohio.
I saw a person almost get wiped by the Enforcer in ohio. But batman saved him since he was on break from Gothem.
by Robert Garber Junior October 28, 2022
Get the Ohio mug.Probably the one place in the world that is closest to hell in itself, however simultaneously the things that occur there never surprise anyone anymore.
You could experience a full-fledged apocalyptic armageddon any where else in the world, but that’s just your average Tuesday in Ohio.
You could experience a full-fledged apocalyptic armageddon any where else in the world, but that’s just your average Tuesday in Ohio.
*witnesses and event so out of wack, it cannot be fully justified with any reasonable explanation*
“bro lives in Ohio”
“bro lives in Ohio”
by lmao15435 October 29, 2022
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Get the Ohio mug.A strange place where strange things happen. Usually used when something weird or unreal has happened.
When someone has turned to a hybrid fairy princess (which they can't) this phrase is commonly used: 'Just a normal day in Ohio'
by OL1VIA October 31, 2022
Get the Ohio mug.Actual hell on earth. Nobody had ever returned from the corn state. Ohio is filled with otherworldly abominations that terrorize everybody in Ohio. Once you step foot there, you are signed to a never-ending contract of total torture that forbids you to experience joy and to leave.
"Hey, I wonder what Ohios like"
"No dude I heard Ohio is hell on earth"
"My uncle went there and never returned"
"No dude I heard Ohio is hell on earth"
"My uncle went there and never returned"
by Izayahpottorff October 31, 2022
Get the Ohio mug.Ohio is an anomaly. A sort of state of existence in which anything and everything will and won’t happen simultaneously or not. Ohio isn’t real, but a myth lost to time. Any entity that speaks of this “Ohio” is most likely a glitch or anomaly. or an escaped spirit that was once banned to the dark realm of Ohio. No one truly know the origin of Ohio it simply always existed and always will. If you would be to attempt to breach Ohio, one of two things will happen. You will simply find yourself voided into unknown emptiness, infinitely far from anything or anyone. Or you will find yourself in a singular position where reality and everything in the universe’s collapses into itself forming a new universe in which ohios curse can chain billions of mortal entity’s to its infinite existence
Man1 never going to ohio again
Man2 what’s Ohio?
Woman1 that’s ridiculous I’m going to Ohio now
Man1 WAIT NO
ENTITY 6//98 H̶͍̐̅̊̓E ̧͓̼̗̠͈̫͉͖̆͛̑͊͑̆̆͜m̶̧̡̤̩̩͈͚̤̱̬̝͊̐̑̉̾͗͐̍̋͊̽̀͝͝-̶̹̮́̎͒͌/̴̨̡͓̼̳̜͓͇̩̥̪͙̹̪̇̐͜- ̘̳͕̲͚̥̮͈͖̩̖̳͑͂ͅa ̨̧͕̥̳̦̤̈́̾̉̉͊̌̎̇̌͒̋u̵̬͕͖͒̏̈́̇̀́̕͝s̶̭͍͇̞͈̾̈́̏̀͛̀̅͑̃̽͌̕͝t ̨̫̗͙̯̜̞̩̳̪̼̹̼̀̄̾́͌̊̑̕͝ ̴̛̣͙̿̔̉̀͗̿̑̀͂̕͝F̶̡̝̺̘̝́̒͆̑͐̌̏̃͐̓̆͛̚̕͜͝3 ̨͕͈̝̰͎̰̫͇̲̮̟̆̽͂̋̌̔̀̒̈́̍̚3 ̟̣̞̘͚͕͎͔̰̜̉̾͋̈́̇/ ̖̲̉/̵̯̪̐̃̃͒̽̉̃̂̋͘͠/ ̧̪̘̜͕̗͙̹͑́̽̐͂̋̾͗̌̀̋̚͝ͅd̴͈͇̺̩̖͖̹̤͓̯̘͆̿̕͜͝ ͕̜̗̮̹̺̪̿ͅo̵̰̩̦̺͐̈̑͊̏̿̿́̈͆̊̕͝͝ņ̴̹̠̝̦̖̱͎̭̟̞̺̀͛̂͒̿͊̉̇̀̏͊̋̚͝ ̧͇͕̬͇̠̻̤̪̮̮͍̈̾͑͌̔́̈́̃͊̾̉͂̓̕͝ẏ̶̡̳̬͇̳̮̱̓̒̈́̃̌́ǫ̴̨̱̩̯̜̲̼̀͌̃́̄̄̆̉̓̆̒-̴̛͖̺̞̜͚̬̠̠͎̘͇͕̍̍̃̽̽̉̃̚r̴̬͛̿͗̆̿̾̓̓̚̚͠ ̵͖̪̲͍͐̈́b ̼͓̫̗̜̗̞̫̭͇̻͎̝̂̃͗̅̒̍̚̕l ̢̩̂o ̛͙̲̭̌̅̌̾̈́̒̈́͆̿͘0 ̨̡̨̢̛͚̻̥̦͖̤̲͓͖͍̈́̑̔̍̏͛̅̆̃̂̋̒͝0̴̢̰͕̫̫̟̓͑̎͝d̴̡̙͓͇̜̳̻̓̃̇̽̀̾̂͝
Man2 what’s Ohio?
Woman1 that’s ridiculous I’m going to Ohio now
Man1 WAIT NO
ENTITY 6//98 H̶͍̐̅̊̓E ̧͓̼̗̠͈̫͉͖̆͛̑͊͑̆̆͜m̶̧̡̤̩̩͈͚̤̱̬̝͊̐̑̉̾͗͐̍̋͊̽̀͝͝-̶̹̮́̎͒͌/̴̨̡͓̼̳̜͓͇̩̥̪͙̹̪̇̐͜- ̘̳͕̲͚̥̮͈͖̩̖̳͑͂ͅa ̨̧͕̥̳̦̤̈́̾̉̉͊̌̎̇̌͒̋u̵̬͕͖͒̏̈́̇̀́̕͝s̶̭͍͇̞͈̾̈́̏̀͛̀̅͑̃̽͌̕͝t ̨̫̗͙̯̜̞̩̳̪̼̹̼̀̄̾́͌̊̑̕͝ ̴̛̣͙̿̔̉̀͗̿̑̀͂̕͝F̶̡̝̺̘̝́̒͆̑͐̌̏̃͐̓̆͛̚̕͜͝3 ̨͕͈̝̰͎̰̫͇̲̮̟̆̽͂̋̌̔̀̒̈́̍̚3 ̟̣̞̘͚͕͎͔̰̜̉̾͋̈́̇/ ̖̲̉/̵̯̪̐̃̃͒̽̉̃̂̋͘͠/ ̧̪̘̜͕̗͙̹͑́̽̐͂̋̾͗̌̀̋̚͝ͅd̴͈͇̺̩̖͖̹̤͓̯̘͆̿̕͜͝ ͕̜̗̮̹̺̪̿ͅo̵̰̩̦̺͐̈̑͊̏̿̿́̈͆̊̕͝͝ņ̴̹̠̝̦̖̱͎̭̟̞̺̀͛̂͒̿͊̉̇̀̏͊̋̚͝ ̧͇͕̬͇̠̻̤̪̮̮͍̈̾͑͌̔́̈́̃͊̾̉͂̓̕͝ẏ̶̡̳̬͇̳̮̱̓̒̈́̃̌́ǫ̴̨̱̩̯̜̲̼̀͌̃́̄̄̆̉̓̆̒-̴̛͖̺̞̜͚̬̠̠͎̘͇͕̍̍̃̽̽̉̃̚r̴̬͛̿͗̆̿̾̓̓̚̚͠ ̵͖̪̲͍͐̈́b ̼͓̫̗̜̗̞̫̭͇̻͎̝̂̃͗̅̒̍̚̕l ̢̩̂o ̛͙̲̭̌̅̌̾̈́̒̈́͆̿͘0 ̨̡̨̢̛͚̻̥̦͖̤̲͓͖͍̈́̑̔̍̏͛̅̆̃̂̋̒͝0̴̢̰͕̫̫̟̓͑̎͝d̴̡̙͓͇̜̳̻̓̃̇̽̀̾̂͝
by mr.potatochip2 November 3, 2022
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