office unicorn

That girl at work who is beyond everyone you have ever met's standards because she is both ridiculously attractive and also really really nice to everyone to the point it drives you all insane. Almost always has a boyfriend who is almost always a total dick.
Max: fuck holly looks incredible today
Me: yeah she's definitely the office unicorn
by lachyisded3 July 17, 2017
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Texas Police Officer

Texas police officer”:

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"

"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
by Roomba69 May 29, 2022
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Office Tag

Derived from the childhood game, Office Tag is the adult version. Players take it in turns to use ever more cunning and ingenious ways to "TAG" each other in the work place. Great time waster with potentially hilarious consequences.....this is a secret game among players so don't get caught by others or its game over!
We were playing "Office Tag" the other day. He tagged me by msn ... I tagged him by text .... he tagged me by fax ... I tagged him by email. It went on for hours but I think he won by changing the position of his keyboard letters to spell TAG....genius!
by Preggo Chick May 23, 2011
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Trap Office

An office where R&B music is always being played on the radio. All the employees inside the office usually sell narcotics as a side job on the weekends.
by Ozgar September 28, 2020
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____'s Office

________'s Office is a House that has words that is cruel or strange it's infinite if you enter the office your word doesn't make any sense help me for apple in days tree apple tree
I entered ____'s Office now and when I talk, I never get any sense.
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Future Officer

Future Officer is a person who has the courage and dedication to serve the country in the future. They aspire to join the armed forces and protect their nation. A future officer has the ability to face the unknown and that is the quality that makes a this person a true warrior.
The top most priority of future officers is to give their best and to show that they are not afraid of anything and to sacrifice everything for the country.
They want to serve the nation and their dream is to see India safe.
"Hey, she is preparing to give her SSB this December. She is a Future Officer"
"He is so brave, he stood up to that pervert. He seems to be a future officer material"
by FAO Academy November 26, 2021
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Officer Clegane

Something that is very big and unstoppable. It usually means things that are very scary towards others and to not be fucked with.
Damn. That guy is huge. Don’t fuck with him he’s like officer clegane.
by mausmob123 July 15, 2020
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