cereal number

What Internet geeks who can't spell call the serial number for a product.

Email to tech support: Hello, some of the keys on my Del Inspiron 5566 don't work, my cereal number is wife: 1516874.
Reply: Are you calling about your Dell Inspiron or about cereal? Because if you're calling about cereal, I'm sure General Mills has a phone number.

by Seshie November 14, 2019

Rule Number One

Don’t Die

Mom: “If your friends jump, would you?”
You: “Of course, just gotta live by Rule Number One”

by HoolioG July 10, 2020

Villager Number 4

The host of the popular Villager News series on YouTube.

“Thank You, Villager Number 4.” Villager Number 9

by ANRS1234 May 16, 2021

Dick Number

It's their phone number but only for getting dick.

He's amazing, I wanna get his dick number

by kaz555 August 12, 2021

prime number kylie

Someone who is Blonde. A girl who doesn’t understand the concepts of prime numbers. Someone who thought prime numbers where composite numbers.

Guy1: Ugh you don’t know what primer numbers are, you’re such a prime number Kylie

Guy 2: I know dude :(

by Someone who likes pigs September 8, 2021

Nashville Numb

When you funnel hot sauce into your urethra such that when you ejaculate it into your partner it causes them bodily harm

After she shared my nudes without my consent I gave her the old Nashville Numb.

by Dtreeman January 20, 2022

Worlds number one cutie, LiLiYa

Liliya is the most cutest person you will ever meet. She clings to her older brother figure and talks to them abt her day after school. Lili appreciates her friends.

"Omg is that her?"
"Yeah! Worlds number one cutie, LiLiYa! Shes amazing!"
"I am worlds number one cutie, LiLiYa! I am very amazing and wonderful! But big bro evan is more amazing."

by Liliya_cotton January 29, 2022