fake-tipping

The act of tipping waiter/waitress with a fake 20 and a maxed out Quiznos card

Me and my friends went fake-tipping at the diner.

by duhduhduh6 February 9, 2012

Fake sport

A sport where the outcome of the matches are rigged or predetermined. For example: Pro Wrestling. Companies like WWE, TNA, Ring of Honor etc. are based on pro wrestling where all the matches are staged.

Person 1: Wow Steven, did you know that that Undertaker crucified Stone Cold Steve Austin last night?
Person 2: Dude don't you know that WWF is fake?
Person 1: Whaddaya mean?
Person 2: It's not real, there is no dead man who is alive, nor he can crucify a person on TV and get away with it. It's the same as Santa Claus. It's a fake sport, fiction for children. Sorry to break it down like this
Person 1: 'sobbing' It's still real to me dammit !

by not_a_fag January 7, 2016

fake sunday

a fake sunday is any day of the week that feels like a sunday.

a bank holiday on a monday feels like a sunday - that is why it is called a fake sunday.

by MarshaMellow February 26, 2011

Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.

John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.

by HRM SMK April 3, 2008

fake nut

The act in which you fake your orgasm due to, exudation, he/she is getting bored, or you are fucked up

"Dude I had to fake nut because I was so drunk. I did no want her to think she can't make be blow my load"

by Cryptomnesia January 21, 2016

Fake it Rain

Giving the appearance of being rich by throwing $20 in $1's at or near a dancer at a strip club!

Guy 1: All I can afford is a drink or a lapdance before last call

Guy 2: Just Fake it Rain and let's dip

by Bobafet7 June 16, 2008

Fake Shifting

When a male pretends to drive a car with manual transmission when they don't have one (usually to impress females).

This usually involves switching to neutral at a stop so they roll backwards slightly before they drive away, or driving with their right hand on their shifter.

Man, that guy was fake shifting that car and it doesn't even come in manual! What a tool!!

by leaaron October 9, 2008