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noob stock

A documentation/ inventory of noobs-- helpful for pure pwnage on such games as WoW and other MMORPG.
Jar's real world player Mike, took note of the various noobs in his game in his noob stock, to make sure he brought pwn unto them as frequently as he came across their noobish nuissance.
by Jar the Monk Squire January 20, 2008
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princess noob

A princess noob is a high demand noob. They constancy demand that people give them stuff. they love free stuff and expect you to give them stuff. They love playing the game even though they know nothing about it.
some fucking princess noob came up to me and demanded me give then shit.
by bobdod December 8, 2014
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Destiny Noob

A noob so bad they can't follow simple rules like follow your radar, shot their head not the wall next to them. They call "Sparrow" a "Flying Car", they call "Ogre" an "Oger". They spend most of their time at the tower doing erotic dances to lure in gamer virgins to their deaths and then she spends the best of the time jumping off the power and taking screenshots.
Man 1: Hey, stay away from the Destiny Noob!!
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She will turn you into a Nazi.
by The Metal King October 11, 2016
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Noob Hole

A Noob Hole is a hole in the human body reserved for babies and afterbirth
by Sketchy Gamer March 12, 2019
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Intervention Noob

Someone who creates a alt account only to use the level one intervention.
by Melvin27 September 30, 2018
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Shit Noob

99% of the millennial generation that exists today.
If you think being an alcoholic is acceptable chances are you're a shit noob
by Bakedkipling May 29, 2018
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Noob Question

A simple-minded question about internet functions that are mechanically simple or require little to no technical prowess to accomplish.
Person 1: Noob question, how do I post in this forum?
Person 2: Click on the "new post" link in the top right!
by Erk Gloom June 9, 2018
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